The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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