threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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