Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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