actually, I'm a sock model
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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