I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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