I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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