Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
