Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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