No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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