My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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