I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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