My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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