I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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