I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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