Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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