At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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