Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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