How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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