We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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