You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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