Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He shit in the fireplace
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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