U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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