I don't think brook has ever known best
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Houston, we have a squirter
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
