i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
