So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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