My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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