I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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