i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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