you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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