Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
17 year olds will be the death of me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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