how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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