To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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