So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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