This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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