she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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