I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
