she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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