all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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