You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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