she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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