no you cant smoke seaweed
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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