i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
my liver is dry heaving
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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