If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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