I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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