I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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