you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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