if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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