Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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