But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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