doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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