Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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