Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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