I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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