I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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