I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I understand Curling. That high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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