also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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