I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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