Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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